As an exercise, I made a chronological list of all of the (titled) papers I wrote in college. Some of the titles are pretty funny. If you possess or are able to create such a list, please share.

1. Ethics and Will with Respect to Belief
2. Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote?!
3. Causality According to Plato, Aristotle, and Descartes
4. Hume’s Cartesian Diversion; Inductive Inferences as Essential Operations of Mind
5. Descartes’ Assertion of Knowledge via Arguments for a Benevolent God
6. Why the Axe, Aristotle?
7. Modus Operandi of Aristotle’s Unmoved Mover
8. Diotima’s Conception of Love in Plato’s Symposium
9. How Kant Avoids Hume’s Unavoidable Argument for the Circularity of Induction and Makes Possible the Impossibility of Objectivity of Experience
10. Logical Argument in Descartes’ Cogito Reasoning
11. Notions of Causation, Necessary Connection, and Constant Conjunction in Hume’s An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding
12. Oh, the Freedom!
13. Brass Standing Figure of a 1000-Armed Avalokitesvara with 11 Heads
14. Experiencing the Avalokitesvara
15. Intentionalist Perspectives for Understanding the Avalokitesvara
16. Non-Intentionalist Perspectives for Understanding the Avalokitesvara
17. Epicurus’ Argument for the Irrelevance of Death
18. What We Really Want: Arguments in Plato’s Gorgias
19. Nature as a ‘For the Sake of’ Cause in Aristotle’s Physics
20. Can the Self Transfer Bodies?
21. Reparations and the Price of Insult
22. Duty and the Good Will in Kantian Ethics
23. Mill’s Argument for the Exclusive Desirability of Happiness
24. Source Criticism and the Old Testament
25. Oxyglobin: The Make or Break Product for Biopure
26. Johnson-Grace Image Compression and AOL
27. Learning from Mistakes: The Birth of the Palm Pilot
28. Vermeer Case
29. Walnut RBS Investment Case
30. An Aesthetic Comparison of Virgil’s Aeneid and Lady Murasaki’s Tale of Genji
31. Sex Inequality in the Bible and the Qur’an
32. What’s in a Theme? Literary Criticism of the Bible
33. Montaigne vs Voltaire; Of Cannibals, Quakers, and Englishmen
34. The Conversions of St. Augustine
35. The Religious, Social, and Emotional Roles of Music
36. Anselm’s Ontological Argument
37. Aquinas’ Argument for Necessary Existence
38. Hick’s Soul-Making Theodicy
39. Plantinga’s Reformed Epistemology
40. An Argument from The Anthropic Principle
41. Atheism, Theism, and Arguments from Big Bang Cosmology
42. Developing Products on Internet Time
43. Santayana’s Response to the Metaphysical Excesses in Schopenhauer’s Account of Aesthetic Experience
44. Good and Evil According to Hobbes
45. Hobbes and Freedom
46. Making Sense of Hobbes’s Apparently Conflicting Words on God
47. GNOME Do: an Ontology-Informed, Search-Driven Command Interface for the GNOME Desktop Environment
48. Bats, Vultures, and Snakes, Oh My! Understanding Animal Experience Through Third-person Observation
49. Creative Machines
50. Extended Minds and Computationalism
51. A Case for Open Voting Systems